Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, stars of the best of the E! network’s pathetic lineup of crappy reality TV shows, will be featured on their third Playboy cover in February. The issue will feature the annual Playboy Sexiest Celebrity List–which somehow still includes Britney Spears. Apparently bald is beautiful–as is abso-f#$%^&-lutely craziness. The fact that it’s such a slow news day that I’m posting something about Britney Spears really bugs me, too.… more>>
Archives for January 2008
More Girls with Guns
Fortunately, SubGuns.com isn’t the only Web site that features chicks getting exercising their second amendment rights–there’s also GirlsAndGuns.com, which isn’t just about the looks–it’s actually a competition. The site offers DVD’s, calendars and more, and is produced by ToughSportsLive.com, which also features bare knuckled Brazilian jujitsu matches and live cock fighting video feeds. You can read more about the site (and their beliefs as to why they should be allowed to broadcast it) at this Yahoo! People of the Web article (which is where we found out about the GirlsAndGuns Web site).… more>>
Lingerie Bowl V…uh…IV?… Cancelled.
For the second year in a row, the Lingerie Bowl has been tragically cancelled. After cancelling in 2007 due to what promoters blamed on the switch from pay per view to cable (ie, no one was willing to pay to see it, and no cable companies were willing to pay to air it), this year the promoters are blaming the cancellation on the city of Scottsdale, for dragging their feet in approving a permit for the game.
The game’s producers, Horizon Productions, had announced that the game would occur in Scottsdale during a press conference in February. They also … more>>
Worst Possible Super Bowl Scenario?
OK, so we followed a link on a blog that we follow to check out this clip of Lawrence Tynes on Letterman. That’s when we discovered the worst possible scenario is playing out for the Super Bowl: it isn’t only Peyton Manning who is now annoying us in stupid ads that are shown about twice per commercial break, his little twerp brother Eli is joining him. And Mommy and Daddy Archie too. And it’s not just on TV anymore.
I don’t know if you’ll see it if you go to that link, but if you pay attention to the … more>>
Exhaust Burger – Mobile Hamburger Barbacue
Well, if you’re idea of the perfect death is croaking while chomping on a nice, juicy hamburger, have we got the tool for you: The Mobile Exhaust Barbacue.
I’m going to assume (hope? pray?) that’s a prank, but I bet you there’s some folks that would like one, if they could figure out how to turn on their Commodore 64 and get their tape deck hooked up to the phone line (without electricuting themselves).
Seems to me that there was an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer used the engine as a grill–which sounds at least somewhat healthier, but I … more>>
Missouri Town Considering Ban on Fun
The town of St. Charles, Missouri, is considering a bill that would ban table dancing, drinking contests, profane language, and even swearing in bars. Officials contend the bill is needed to keep rowdy crowds under control because the historic downtown area gets a little too lively on some nights. Not surprisingly, at least one bar owner worries that the bill is too vague, and may be a violation of people’s civil rights.… more>>
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