Archives for 2009

16-Year Old Girls Can’t Sail, Either

September 9, 2009 By The Guys

Many 16-year old girls are excited to get their drivers licenses, so they can start terrorizing the roads while texting their friends (often whom are probably in the back seat). But one 16-year old girl from Australia wasn’t satisfied with that–she decided to become a terror of the seas.

Attempting to become the youngest person to sail solo around the world, Jessica Watson got off to a bit of a rough start when her yacht hit a 63,000-ton cargo ship on a preliminary 10-day solo journey from her home port to Sydney, where the voyage around the globe was … more>>

Driver Gets 56 Tickets in 13-minute Pursuit

September 9, 2009 By The Guys

In what might be a new record, 21-year old Joshua Bracci of Greece, NY, was given 56 traffic tickets by the Greece Police Department and State Police after leading officers on a 13-minute chase through town, at speeds reaching approximately 111 MPH.

Greece also managed to hit a parked car, and back into a squad car during the pursuit, and also drove with his lights off trying to evade arrest.

In addition to the 56 traffic tickets, he has been charged with driving while intoxicated, first-degree reckless endangerment, first-degree aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, reckless driving, unlawfully fleeing … more>>

Want Porn? There’s an App for that…

June 25, 2009 By The Guys

With the launch of the 3.0 iPhone from Apple comes an important development in the long term future of the medium–the ability to download a porn application (yes, there finally is an app for that).

Previous versions of the iPhone did not allow pornographic material, going so far as to block an app that allowed for book downloads because it could be used to download the Kama Sutra.

However, this new version of the iPhone allows for age restrictions on apps–so if some kid is dumb enough to say he isn’t over 17, he won’t be able to download the … more>>

1800 Tequila Man Cave Contest

June 19, 2009 By The Guys

Our favorite tequila, 1800 Tequila, is sponsoring a cool contest–Win the Ultimate Man Cave.

Enter for your chance to win $10,000 towards putting together the ultimate man cave–deck out your spot with the ultimate home entertainment system, a game console of your choice, plenty of seating arrangements to keep you comfy and a supply of 1800® Silver Select Tequila within an arm’s reach.

No word on whether you get to spend the $10k completely at your discretion, or if the above is the limit–if there’s no limit, we strongly recommend a stripper pole off to one side.

The picture below … more>>

Injured Wide Receiver Plans Return

March 31, 2009 By The Guys

Houston wide receiver Patrick Edwards, who broke his leg last year when he ran into a cart alongside the field at Marshall, expects to return to action next season at full strength. He was Houston’s leading receiver at the time of the gruesome injury.

If you’re wondering why this is news, it’s mainly an excuse to link to his injury page–one of the worst injuries I remember from last year.

Edwards is also pursuing legal action against Marshall.… more>>

Hefner to Sell Mansion…next to Playboy Mansion

March 13, 2009 By The Guys

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner has listed his Los Angeles mansion for sale for $28-million dollars. But before you go breaking your piggy bank to count your pennies and dreaming of fun in the grotto, be aware that it’s not THAT mansion–it’s the house next door, which he bought in 1998.

The house, which is a 7,300-square foot English manor home, was built in 1929, and has been home to Hefner’s estranged wife Kimberly and their two sons. It sits on a 2.3 acre lot, and features 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, a library and a hand-carved staircase.

No word on … more>>

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