Not that I was really looking for a reason to watch a tennis tournament, but I found two.  The Madrid Masters in Spain is using adult models as ballgirls for the tournament.  Despite the negative reaction of Spanish government officials, equality groups and (not sure why his opinion on this matters) Andre Agassi, the marketing stunt looks set to stay.… more>>

Well, our post about strippers & golf made us think that there should be rules in place for events like that.  So, here’s our start:

1) Lap dance stations should be set up on holes not visible from private property.  If all holes are visible from public roads or property, DO NOT HAVE STRIPPERS AT THE GOLF COURSE!

2) Come up with something a little more classy than lawn chairs & blankets for lap dances.  Chairs with arm rests seriously restrict movement, and blankets…you’re just asking for no good.

3) Make sure the strippers are attractive, and won’t break said … more>>

Every few years this seems to make the news–police in the Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania area were called to investigate complaints of a golf outing featuring lap dances, naked women, and orgies.

Apparently the police were called after two non-particpents were denied access to a public road shared by the course and one of said non-particpents friends. The friends then shot a video of what they could see (featured at link above), supposedly from the public road. The course owner claimed that the videographers would have had to have been on private property to have taken the video.

The strippers were … more>>