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Seattle Crook Not Too Smart

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Seattle police were dispatched to a local peep show strip club last Saturday at 2am to arrest a patron.  Not an unruly guest, or someone causing problems with dancers–but rather someone who was trying to break into the dancers dressing room.

Because, you know, apparently there he might be able to see them…oh, wait, that’s right–it was a strip club!

The man had entered stall #7 (personally, I’d never go to a club with stalls), and climbed into the ceiling through panels.  His plan failed when his legs fell through the glass ceiling above one of the dancers (that’s … more>>

Driver Gets 56 Tickets in 13-minute Pursuit

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In what might be a new record, 21-year old Joshua Bracci of Greece, NY, was given 56 traffic tickets by the Greece Police Department and State Police after leading officers on a 13-minute chase through town, at speeds reaching approximately 111 MPH.

Greece also managed to hit a parked car, and back into a squad car during the pursuit, and also drove with his lights off trying to evade arrest.

In addition to the 56 traffic tickets, he has been charged with driving while intoxicated, first-degree reckless endangerment, first-degree aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, reckless driving, unlawfully fleeing … more>>

Moviegoer Shoots Man on Cell Phone

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In a case of “I don’t condone it, but I understand it” (or as a local radio station said, it fits Chris Rock’s take on OJ Simpson of “Not saying [he should have done it]…but I understand”), a movie patron in Philadelphia got fed up with a man talking loudly on his cell phone during the movie, so he pulled his gun and shot him in the arm.

Amazingly, 29-year old James Joseph Cialella Jr. then proceeded to sit back down (as the rest of the theater emptied out), and continued watching The Curious Case of Benjamin Button until … more>>

Man Rams Playboy Gates

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A Ventura County man was arrested last week after ramming his car into the gates of the Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills.  After his release, he went back and did it again–but escaped before police could arrive.  No word on whether Hugh Hefner and his girlfriends were home at the time.  Detectives believe the incident was related to an ongoing dispute–no word on whether it was related to the man’s failure to secure an invite to a party, or perhaps their continuing futile efforts to help keep Pamela Anderson’s career relevant.

Perhaps the funniest part of the story?  In Hollywood, … more>>

When Beauty Contestants Attack!

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To the right is Kumari Fulbright, Miss Pima County 2005, Miss Desert Sun 2006, and contestent for Miss Arizona during both those years.  In the image, she is posingwith an HK 51 for the SubGuns.com 2008 calendar, which for just $12.99, features “a nice selection of your favorite NFA weapons lovingly displayed by twelve of the hottest girls next door.” Fulbright is Miss May, according to Title2Media, who puts out the calendar.

Also to the right is an image of Kumari Fulbright, after she was arrested and was indicted with three men Dec. 18, 2007, by a Pima County Superior … more>>

Frenchwoman on trial for kissing “art”

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French prosecutors Tuesday requested a hefty fine and a civics course against a woman who planted a lipstick-red kiss on a piece of artwork by US artist Cy Twombly. Seems fairly straight forward, until you read the details:

1) The piece of “artwork”, valued at 2 million Euros (which is somehow damn near $3 million US dollars), was a pure white canvas.  Not a Mona Lisa, not a Starry Night, not even a Dogs Playing Poker–just a pure white canvas.  Excuse me while I run to Home Depot to get a gallon of pure white–I promise I’ll sell … more>>

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